|Doctor:||You'd like to think you're a god but you're a parasite.|
|You feed on them; on the memories of love and lost joy and sorrow so come on then take mine. Take MY Memories....|
|I have seen things you could never believe. I've lost things you would never understand|
|So come on then take it take it all. Have it you can Have it all! Take my memories|
Y’all listen up now, because we’re about to get British.
Mom —-> Mum
French Fries —-> Chips
Chips —-> Crisps
Sidewalk —-> Pavement
Hood —-> Bonnet
Trunk —-> Boot
Eraser —-> Rubber
Rubber —-> Condom
Couch —-> Sofa
Ass —-> Arse
Jaywalking —-> Not illegal
……. —-> Kinder eggs.
I probably shouldn’t be showing this to the Doctor Who fandom but…
No oh my god everyone, listen to this please.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
Whovians: OHMYGODOHMYGOD FOREVER REBLOG other fandoms: fuck.
#I will always love the look on the Doctor’s face #and how he’s clearly thinking Oh fuck. Fuck and damn it all to hell. #She has driven me literally up the wall with that word. #AND I’M THE ONE WHO FIRST USED IT TO HER IN THE FIRST PLACE. #I’m going to go bang my head against the wall once the boner she gave me dies down.